Things I Want to Write About on This Here Blog:

Just so I don’t forget. Because I will.

  • Motels, the great system of.
  • Condoms, the buying of.
  • Condoms, the use of.
  • Catholic guilt and how to deal with it.
  • The RH Bill, or is that played out?

Anything else you think should be thought about and then talked about? Let me know.

6 months ago

Hi there.

Not a porn blog and not at all controversial, if I can help it. 

I realized that though the Philippines’ motel business is booming and we get seven new HIV cases a day as well as three babies per minute, no one really talks about sex unless they want to fight about it. Recently, however, I found that people were consulting me left and right about their down-theres. When the hullaballoo expanded onto Tumblr, I figured I’d carve it its own niche.

So that’s what this here blog is for. Feel free to ask about the morning-after pill, the RH Bill, how to set up a threesome, how to deal with your Catholic guilt, and the best material with which to wipe up the results of your furious masturbation sessions. 

Things I’ll be hazy about: technique, money, and myself. Because these are the things I don’t have much of a grip on.

Right now I’m accepting your queries about love and sex (though mostly about sex, I hope) in the Ass Box, which I labeled as such because it’s funny. 

You know what else is funny? Three babies per minute! Ridic!

6 months ago