Hi there.

Not a porn blog and not at all controversial, if I can help it. 

I realized that though the Philippines’ motel business is booming and we get seven new HIV cases a day as well as three babies per minute, no one really talks about sex unless they want to fight about it. Recently, however, I found that people were consulting me left and right about their down-theres. When the hullaballoo expanded onto Tumblr, I figured I’d carve it its own niche.

So that’s what this here blog is for. Feel free to ask about the morning-after pill, the RH Bill, how to set up a threesome, how to deal with your Catholic guilt, and the best material with which to wipe up the results of your furious masturbation sessions. 

Things I’ll be hazy about: technique, money, and myself. Because these are the things I don’t have much of a grip on.

Right now I’m accepting your queries about love and sex (though mostly about sex, I hope) in the Ass Box, which I labeled as such because it’s funny. 

You know what else is funny? Three babies per minute! Ridic!

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    Children, follow this blog.
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